THIS Guy Wants to Be President!: Newt Gingrich

Newt Gingrich

STATS

• Former Speaker of the House (1995 - 1999)
• Age - 67
• Attributes - Double Chin, 3 Marriages
• Running mate favorite - God
• Planning to announce: In May

Newt Gingrich is an old name that some may or may not know depending on your age. Newt was the Speaker of the House during the 2nd Clinton run and the Monica Lewinsky scandal. But the funny thing about that was Newt was doing a little hanky panky on the side himself!

However, I think its important that we only criticize Newt for his hypocrisy and not his personal choices. Truth be told, his pimping skills are to be commended.

Newt's first wife was his high school Geometry teacher whom he had a crush on, which, I don't have to tell most men, is pretty awesome.

And it happened probably just like that. But Newt couldn't be held down and moved on to bigger and better things.

Newt supposedly had an affair with this lady, Marianne Ginther, while his then current wife as in the hospital battling cancer. Newt says this isn't true, but either way, that's gotta take you down a couple notches in the morality department.

But one positive thing you can say about Newt is that he doesn't settle. He's an upgrader. Because THEN he scored THIS bombshell while he was calling for the impeachment of President Bill Clinton.

I think the eyes say it all.

Currently, Newt has gone on record to state that he's investigating whether or not he has the support to run for President in 2012 and he would like to announce his candidacy in Philadelphia, PA in May. Best of luck to you Newt. We'll be watching.

Here are some of Newt's views on welfare, child support, and female Presidents.