Newt Gingrich
STATS
- Former Speaker of the House (1995 - 1999)
- Age - 67
- Attributes - Double Chin, 3 Marriages
- Running mate favorite - God
- Planning to announce: In May
Newt Gingrich is an old name that some may or may not know depending on your age. Newt was the Speaker of the House during the 2nd Clinton run and the Monica Lewinsky scandal. But the funny thing about that was Newt was doing a little hanky panky on the side himself!
However, I think its important that we only criticize Newt for his hypocrisy and not his personal choices. Truth be told, his pimping skills are to be commended.
Newt's first wife was his high school Geometry teacher whom he had a crush on, which, I don't have to tell most men, is pretty awesome.
